people are starting to question the shark bite story
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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