She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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