i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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