Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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