no you cant smoke seaweed
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
