I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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