Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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