We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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