why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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