you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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