i don't like sucking hair
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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