pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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