Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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