I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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