I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Non-Jews are for practice
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Wipe that smile off your face.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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