Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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