Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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