i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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