Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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