dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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