i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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