worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i dont even know how to be here
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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