Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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