no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
The Olympian is in my bed
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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