i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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