I cockslap morals
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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