i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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