But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize