i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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