??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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