spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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