Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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