I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We need to get me chipped asap
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
jump out the window naked night went bad
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