I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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