That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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