Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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