You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Be still, my beating vagina.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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