her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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