I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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