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  So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.

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  17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court

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  You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo

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  Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits

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• (760): View more from California

  I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  That's how pantless uber rides happen

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.

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