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• (613): View more from Ontario

  somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  "auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined

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• (516): View more from New York

  The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  we turned his baptism video into a drinking game

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!

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  Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet

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  Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.

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• (925): View more from California

  His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom

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