So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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