wrigley field is MILF paradise
I need help removing her.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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