That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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