I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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