Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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