Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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