We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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