Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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