Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
sex in a hospital.. check
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My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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