I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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