So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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