Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
they need to just BURY HIM!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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