i need an iv and a liver transplant
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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