her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize