the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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