Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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