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(316): View more from Kansas

I cut my penus on the lid.

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(214): View more from Texas

We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.

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(516): View more from New York

I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

well i fucked her too, so yes.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.

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(310): View more from California

do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?

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(434): View more from Virginia

This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.

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(425): View more from Washington

He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to

(425): View more from Washington

She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.

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